Ripe for Exposure

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mattystanfield: Boy with rose Photograph | Jamille René Graves

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:30:22 -0400

mattystanfield:

Boy with rose

Photograph | Jamille René Graves

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Sat, 18 May 2013 16:45:20 -0400

tekiela: Parajanov - color of pomegranates - 1968

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:33:42 -0400

tekiela:

Parajanov - color of pomegranates - 1968

bravodelta9: Something about eating pickles… I tried to deep...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:28:51 -0400

bravodelta9:

Something about eating pickles… I tried to deep throat it the first time but I decided I’d rather enjoy it than jam it down my throat (and gag, and throw it back up).

thejogging: Hello, 2013 Collage ✍

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:51:04 -0400

thejogging:

Hello, 2013

Collage

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didierlestrade: classic Al Parker

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:54:55 -0400

didierlestrade:

classic Al Parker

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Pumpkins are a fruit. Did you know?

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:58:33 -0400

Pumpkins are a fruit. Did you know?

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mpdrolet: Fabio Ruffet

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:45:16 -0400

mpdrolet:

Fabio Ruffet

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brolininthetardis: fuckingrecipes: SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP...

Wed, 08 May 2013 15:39:23 -0400

brolininthetardis:

fuckingrecipes:

SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN YOUR LEMONADE. YOU WANT FIX YOUR WATERY LEMONADE? ADMITTING THERE’S A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP TO STOP BEING A PUSSY, AND MOVING ON TO BEING A MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER.

GET SOME FRUIT.

BLUEBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, LEMONS, LIMES, FUCK I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE PAPAYA OR MANGO! GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND PUNCH SOME BUSHES UNTIL IT CRIES FOR MERCY AND HANDS YOU YOUR GODDAMN FRUIT.

BERRIES YOU CAN JUST SHOVE INTO THE ICEBOX AND GO CONQUER A COUNTRY WHILE YOU WAIT A DAY FOR IT TO FREEZE.

PEACHES AND NECTARINES, FUCK, YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN SKIN ON THOSE! TAKE OUT THAT MACHETE YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKET, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD COME KNOCKING AND MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE PREPARED, THEN HACK THAT DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKER INTO SLICES.

NOW PUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS IN YOUR FREEZER.

YOU’RE A CITRUS KINDA ASSHOLE?

TAKE THE SKIN OFF YOUR CITRUS AND RECYCLE THAT SHIT! SAVE THE WHALES, YOU HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKER.

I BET YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, WITH THE FREEZER.

FUCK.

WHEN YOUR FRUIT IS FROZEN, USE THEM INSTEAD OF ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINK AS COLD AS A SNOWMAN’S FROSTY DICK, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE ONLY YOUR PETS SAY ‘WOW WHAT A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER’

IF YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC TYPE OF SHITHEAD, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FROZEN-ASS FRUIT INTO RUM OR VODKA OR SOME SHIT.

NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A COLD, FLAVORED DRINK, BUT YOU’LL GET YOUR DAILY SERVINGS OF FRUIT. YOU SNEAKY LITTLE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ASSHOLE.

TASTES LIKE GODDAMN VICTORY, THAT’S WHAT.

#AGGRESSIVELY FOLLOWS THIS BLOG

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